Ok Aztecs, we all know how stressful finals week is. But what about it's overlooked little brother, the first week? Parking's a nightmare, finding new classes amidst a sea of frat boys with their neon rimmed shades, that same girl you keep seeing over and over everywhere (wait, those are DIFFERENT girls? Huh, who knew...), and let's not forget the heavy hit your wallet takes while buying textbooks! Going over syllabus after syllabus can be daunting, but listen to me my fellow students, school is the only way society will view you with any value!
I don't care if you're constructing churches single-handedly while feeding a starving child with the other. I don't care if you own your own frozen yogurt shop, or if you are working on inventing non-orange spray tan. You need a degree! Why? Well, let's take a step back from careers and money. Don't you think the world would be a better place with more educated people in it? If you answered "No", then you deserve the STDs you're getting out of college, as that is clearly the only reason for your attendance.
But honestly kids, school can be tough. Just remember that quitting rhymes with hitting, shitting, and spitting. All three of those are bad things. Ok maybe not shitting, because that's sorta important to your health. But don't quit.
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