Bella...

Little black female pug
Energy like she's on drugs
running circles around little Max
All we see are two spazzy blacks
Snorty puppies for playing and petting
And the occasional carpet wetting
Be good or else you'll get kicked out
but you're too silly to go and pout

What does he think about?

Oh steam punk cat.
How I love your birthday hat.
Your fuzzy belly and metal arm
I know you'll keep me safe from harm
you dance around in my minds stage
and I wonder about your little gauge
what unknown dangers lie ahead
when the needle leaves yellow and turns to red

Be cool. Stay in school.

Ok Aztecs, we all know how stressful finals week is. But what about it's overlooked little brother, the first week? Parking's a nightmare, finding new classes amidst a sea of frat boys with their neon rimmed shades, that same girl you keep seeing over and over everywhere (wait, those are DIFFERENT girls? Huh, who knew...), and let's not forget the heavy hit your wallet takes while buying textbooks! Going over syllabus after syllabus can be daunting, but listen to me my fellow students, school is the only way society will view you with any value!
I don't care if you're constructing churches single-handedly while feeding a starving child with the other. I don't care if you own your own frozen yogurt shop, or if you are working on inventing non-orange spray tan. You need a degree! Why? Well, let's take a step back from careers and money. Don't you think the world would be a better place with more educated people in it? If you answered "No", then you deserve the STDs you're getting out of college, as that is clearly the only reason for your attendance.
But honestly kids, school can be tough. Just remember that quitting rhymes with hitting, shitting, and spitting. All three of those are bad things. Ok maybe not shitting, because that's sorta important to your health. But don't quit.