Everything I know about fashion, I learned from Lego men

-You can't wear a jet pack AND a scarf. You're head will fall off.
-When you are young, you always have the same face (smiling), but when you grow older, you can have facial hair, eye patches, angry eyes, prisoner stubble, a frown, etc.
-If you wear a hat, people won't be able to see your hair (or you can't wear hair...)
-If you REALLY wanna look different from other people, you've gotta have special parts.

A few non Fashion things I like to believe are true...
-Ghosts didn't exist until 1990. And a few years later skeletons came around.
-Humans are made with their hands upside down. Seriously, can you believe Lego says the little dudes' hands are supposed to taper UP?!
-JarJar Binx ruins everything. He was the first little Lego dude to have a specially molded head.
-Batman and Star Wars are really damn awesome.
-So are Pirates and Knights