When life gives you eggs...

Make Lemoneggs.
I wonder who would win in a fight between Batman and Spiderman. Also, I wonder who would win a game of basketball between Spiderman and the Harlem Globetrotters.

Awesome things not enough people know about:

TV shows

Adventure Time (wacky kid and magical dog do awesome things. Cartoon)
Always Sunny in Philadelphia (3 hilarious dudes own a bar. Also, Danny Divito)
Chowder (Fat purple rabbit kid is a cook's apprentice. Cartoon)
Chuck (Awesome spy action that is hilarious and sometimes kinda sad.)
Dexter (Serial killer that works for the Miami Metro Homicide and only kills badguys)
Futurama (Hilarious future antics of a delivery crew. Robots, mutants, and funny writers)
How I met your Mother (Sit com about dating. But it's way funnier than that description leads on...)
Roswell (yeah, i said it. Old WB drama about 3 kids from outer space with special powers)

Movies

Drunken Master (kung fu+Jackie Chan+rice wine)
Iron Giant (Giant Robot who wants to be Superman)
Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (little sleepy kid has wacky dreams)
The Returner (Time Travel+Japanese+Cool special effects)
Shaolin Soccer (Kung Fu+soccer. Even cooler than it already sounds)
Shoot Em Up (Clive Owen being a badass with guns and carrots)
Sukiyaki Western Django (martial arts+swords+guns+western)

Books

The Adventures of the Stainless Steel Rat (A compilation of the books. Futuristic super cool thief action adventure. What more do you want?!)
The Alchemist (Destiny never sounded so cool)
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (Autistic kids are cooler than you thought)
Haroun and the Sea of Stories (Ever wonder where stories come from? Apparently from India)
Johnathan Strange and Mr. Norrell (Great writing can make a slow plot awesome. Magicians, war, and love.)
The Speed of Dark (Ever heard of Flowers for Algernon? If so, read this. If not, read them both)

These should hold you over for a while...