Lamb Shoulder

I started to type in a title and it suggested a lot of weird things. I went with Lamb Shoulder, as you can see. So let's discuss them!
Ok, aside from the fact that I know nothing of them, let's say I'm an expert.
The lamb shoulder is the least juicy of lamb meats to eat, but makes fantastic jerky. Less common uses for it are: making lamb shoulder baseball gloves, cat diapers, alternative low power source, walker bottoms (in place of tennis balls) and ghost repellent.
Anyway, I just remembered what I was gonna write about originally. This pretty cool lookin movie called 2009 Lost Memories. Three hours of non martial arts, weak shoot out action. Oh wait, I should have said 2 hours of political time traveling Japanese/Korean cultural nonsense, with one hour of bad gun scenes. It seems as though even the director got bored of the movie and slapped a quick ending together that skipped over so much. Probably because they spent so much film and budget on the other scenes that were oh-so crucial. Like the 2 minutes where the protagonist is crying in the middle of a massive shootout, but somehow nobody hits him. Or even tries to shoot him. Or the scene where the rebel snaps after seeing his friend shot and goes agro on a museum with some kinda chain gun. ANGRY ASIAN FACE AND YELLLLIIIINNNG!! Yeah, for 700+ bullets. We get the point.
As I'm sure you're getting the point. Don't bother watching it. Instead go watch Kung-Fu Hustle. Slapstick dark comedy with fun, great martial arts! Or if you prefer Cowboy martial arts shoot outs with swords and guns and treasure and rival gangs try out Suki-Yaki Western Django.
Time to go pretend to be a grown up and do grown up things.

When life gives you eggs...

Make Lemoneggs.
I wonder who would win in a fight between Batman and Spiderman. Also, I wonder who would win a game of basketball between Spiderman and the Harlem Globetrotters.

Awesome things not enough people know about:

TV shows

Adventure Time (wacky kid and magical dog do awesome things. Cartoon)
Always Sunny in Philadelphia (3 hilarious dudes own a bar. Also, Danny Divito)
Chowder (Fat purple rabbit kid is a cook's apprentice. Cartoon)
Chuck (Awesome spy action that is hilarious and sometimes kinda sad.)
Dexter (Serial killer that works for the Miami Metro Homicide and only kills badguys)
Futurama (Hilarious future antics of a delivery crew. Robots, mutants, and funny writers)
How I met your Mother (Sit com about dating. But it's way funnier than that description leads on...)
Roswell (yeah, i said it. Old WB drama about 3 kids from outer space with special powers)

Movies

Drunken Master (kung fu+Jackie Chan+rice wine)
Iron Giant (Giant Robot who wants to be Superman)
Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (little sleepy kid has wacky dreams)
The Returner (Time Travel+Japanese+Cool special effects)
Shaolin Soccer (Kung Fu+soccer. Even cooler than it already sounds)
Shoot Em Up (Clive Owen being a badass with guns and carrots)
Sukiyaki Western Django (martial arts+swords+guns+western)

Books

The Adventures of the Stainless Steel Rat (A compilation of the books. Futuristic super cool thief action adventure. What more do you want?!)
The Alchemist (Destiny never sounded so cool)
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (Autistic kids are cooler than you thought)
Haroun and the Sea of Stories (Ever wonder where stories come from? Apparently from India)
Johnathan Strange and Mr. Norrell (Great writing can make a slow plot awesome. Magicians, war, and love.)
The Speed of Dark (Ever heard of Flowers for Algernon? If so, read this. If not, read them both)

These should hold you over for a while...